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Post by çöòkèz on May 10, 2014 12:39:16 GMT -5
So.. where do we begin.. well, we all knew about the tragic accident that occured with Anoobis, the wet noodle, and the vengeful bunny. And dare i say it was tragic, but it was not the end of Anoobis. Anoobis was founded by The Cow, and the Cow was like," hrey Poni, i fawnd anewbiuz, i tink hez deed." and da Poni was all like," EMERGAWSSHHHH NAWT ANEWBUIZ! NAOOO! LEIV! LEIV N B FREI LEIK A BUWTERFLI!" so da Cow put the dead Anoobis upon thy Poni's back, on which they embarked a quest.. a quest to save Anoobis. So the Poni, which was getting fatigued and tired carrying this 300lb Anoobis on his back, managed to get lost in the woods with the Cow. The Cow using his super xray vision and smofv fured back, managed to spot a hut with a fire. The Cow says," hrey Poni!, lez guh 2 dat hut ovah duerrer." and da Poni was all like," BAAAA!!" because he thought he was just a sheep, but you see.. the Poni is never a sheep. Because sheeps can only carry 299.9lbs on their back. not 300lbs like the magjestic and fun-hearted-filled Poni. So the Poni and the Cow went over to the hut, on which they found a witch named sand. So sandwitch was like," y u gawt dat dewd upon der beck, wherur dey evn do dat at?" and The Cow was all like," mesir sendweich dis dewd huz nem is anewbuiz n wi fawnd him deed wifa wet nudle lerdgeded n hez thyguh, cen u sev heim?" and sandwhich could obv. *hairflip* save him. So he did his magikal hairflip and sprinkle revived juice upon Anoobis's dead body, and suddnely.. HE WAS ALIVE!!! DA COW N DA PONI SEVD ANEWBUIZ FRUM CERTAIN DEAF! The end! - cookez
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