Post by çöòkèz on Jul 3, 2014 11:18:04 GMT -5
ERMERGERD GUIZ. I havnt like. even made a The Cow and the Poni story in like 5everyears. like #icanteven. so i think its about time. to whip out some inspiration up on this spam and unleash another Episode, of The Cow and the Poni. Sao. here it is. PREPARETH THY BUNZ. Der unce wuz dis Cow nd dis Poni who wnt 2 centrul perk errydey. dey luvd 2 do stoof leik fit cebugeiz. ndddd. donki stawmp stoof. wel 1 dey. da Cow wuz all leik, hey, hey poni. lez go outie 2 eat a enchaloudauh. n den da Poni wuz al leik, k dewd. i wnt da 1 wif da burret0 outieshelun. den da Cow wuz al leik KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. so dey wnt outie 2 eat den da Poni wuz al liek, BAAAAAAAAAAAA. den da Cow wuz al leik BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. den da Poni wuz al leik BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA den da Cow wuz al liek BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. den da Poni wuz al liek BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. den da Cow wuz al liek DEWD,WE HVUNT EVN LEFT DA CENTRUL PERK YETTIE 2 GAO GIT SUM ENCHLOUDAUHZ. den da Poni wuz al leik, IWONTFUD.IWONTFUD.IWONTFUD.IWONTFUD. den sum barbarieununz wer al liek IS IT AYE DEY MEKGICSTIKAL COW N DA PONI?! den dey wer al leik. ERMAHGAWWWDD. ITS DA KHANAYNE WESTERNERZ. den da Poni wuz al liek. AND A TOMACHAWLK! n thru a ninnjur stur @ da Khanayne Westernerz. dey 1 of dem wuz al liek ermergurdd i jus liek totez tweetd dis. and den Billie Mayananeze cam outtie of naowherur nd wuz al leik WERUR DEY DO DAT AT?! BILLIE MAYANANEZE WIF ANUDER FENNNTASTIUK IDEAR. IS DA KABOOM. YU GOT SUM ENCHALOUDAUH STEIN OWN DAT BREND NUE SHINIE COAT?! WEL DEN JUS KABOOM DAT RIT OUTTIE DER! den da Poni wuz al like ermerguurdd i cud totez us a new brend nue shinie coawt. de da COw wuz al liek ERMURGEURD i totez fallowd u own dat fecbuk. Den Jenguh Fett wuz al LEIK LEZUR PERTI. PEWPEWPEPWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEPWPEPWEPEWPEPEWPEPEWPEPPWEPEWPEWPEWPEWPEPEPPEWPEWPEPEWPEWPEWPEWPEPWPEPEPWPEWPEW. juz blestun lezurz errywerur. den da Cow wuz al LIEK AWHHHH YISS. n den he sterutz 2 denc. Den da Poni gawt up n wuz al leik *puts on suit and tie* we cen denc if u wunnuhh. we cen lev ur franz behiend. kuz if dey dnt denc n if dey dnt denc den dey anit nao franz ouf meiinnn. we cen denc *side step witha clap* we cen denc *another side step witha clap* We cen denc if daz w0t u leiikk. kuz if u dant denc n if u dawnt denc den u anit nuh fran ouf meeiiinnn. *does a mj spin around* den The Cow and the Poni went back to central park, accompanied by BILLIE MAYANENZE, nd *hairflip* obvi. Jenguh Fett. AND TIS IS DA END this was the long lost article i wrote oh so many years ago. but it was lost but now found.
- cookez
- cookez